ethan

Ethan is a nigger

ayo my nigha ethan

by jwsusjshshsua November 22, 2021

Ethan

A fat smelly Asian who eats rice and plays apex all day and doesn’t shower

Ew look at ethan that big smelly OUUUU what a smelly bastard he is! I never wanna be that pedo

by AmonFym December 19, 2022

Ethanism

It is the usage of sarcasm, with a hint of depression. It is a bi-polar person who is normally negative. It is a person who is rebel and doesn't listen to most people. They try make smart questions seem like stupid questions.

Person: Hahaha that joke was SO funny!
Other Person: (fake laughs) o so was it really?
Person: That was just usage of Ethanism.

by john909 October 23, 2011

Ethan Hoff

A crummy scumbag who is so lonely and so utterly depressing he desires not a girlfriend, but a fuck-buddy. Said Ethan has a hard time keeping things long term and uses depressing methods to bring you in. When presented with an argument, he tends to bring moot points into play that either have no relevance to the conversation, make no sense whatsoever, or sounds like a feminist wrote it down a spoke it to a large audience. When the Ethan Hoff is brung into to a conversation of friends, he tends to ruin it with depressing shit or saying, and I quote, "YEA BOIIIIIII".

Friends: "Man, Braxton is cool and all, but sometimes he can be annoying
The Ethan Hoff: 'WHAT THE HELL MAN!!?? JUST BECAUSE SOMEONE LIKES SOMEONE ELSE DOES NOT MEAN THAT-..."
Friends: "Okay, we're gonna stop you right there Ethan Hoff."
The Ethan Hoff: "MAKING JOKES ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE AREN'T...!"
Friends: "SILENCE!"

by DonTheNugget March 7, 2017

Ethan

The type of person to spend 10 000 on a computer to play coolmathgames.com

Did you see Ethan? He just spent 10k on a computer. What an idiot.

by Dull future March 17, 2019

Ethan

Ethan is a gay ass, good looking hoe with no friends and never gets along with people. He is always harsh and spoils fun. If you see or hear about an Ethan, call emergency services. He is the meanest person you could ever meet.. stay away.

“Dude, call the police, it’s Ethan”

by Yo. July 21, 2019

Ethan

1.one who has extreme skateboarding skills on vert and street. 2. an elite rubik's cuber.

1. person1: he just did a 1080 off that kicker
person2: yeah he is such an ethan
2. person1:he just solved a 10x10x10
he is an uber ethan

by Cooter P. May 30, 2008