by Freedom Tears December 6, 2019
Get the Fast Eddie mug.Tall lanky White-Nigga Wannabe whos straight outta Del. Thinks he rolls wit aa crew even though we all hate him. Got his nickname because he thinks hes the ultimate nigga...and that hes niggariffic. F*ck him, F*ck his compton ass shizznit! Even our roller hockey coach calls him COMPTON now!!! he drives a S-Dime and thinks hes a badass. He sucks at hockey. Somebody please execute Compton Ass Eddie...PLEASE...reward offered.
P.S. His girlfriends beat and he thinks he has a big wang. THIS IS NOT TRUE! COMPTON IS LYING TO U ALL!
P.S. His girlfriends beat and he thinks he has a big wang. THIS IS NOT TRUE! COMPTON IS LYING TO U ALL!
by Screaming In Silence March 15, 2005
Get the compton ass eddie mug.A rich white kid who doesn't know how to dress and is a supreme hypebeast. Never takes off his hat unless he's sleeping. Thinks he's a stoner because he smoked weed once.
by gaypornstar101 February 13, 2017
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by katersjabob June 15, 2008
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by duck_tape March 28, 2010
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Get the Fast Eddie mug.celery Is a complex zombie obsessed wit computers n has an opinion on every-flippin-thing. He randomly has trees shoved up my nose ;-) and makes m8s with jehova witnesses :-)
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