Ethans are fuckboys who drink monsters and smoke weed. they’re usually gay as hell and get a s/o like every week. believe me, i’m an ethan.
by _a_person_xd_ November 27, 2019

Oh he's such an Ethan
by LunaMoon777 December 26, 2019

He has a real Ethan
by Frankie 555 October 17, 2019

Normally a sexy god. This name is normally held by “thot” slayers with more then atleast a 100 foot penis. The holder of this great name is most likely able to move girls lungs around with his penis. He is normally abusive twards women and exotic animal.
by Ajakalal March 25, 2019

Ethan is a coo persons we met in pakistan in a air raid shelter and we knew it was love at first sight now we're in the grave after stepping on a landmine but we are closer than ever!
ethan
by A3KT3K October 19, 2019

He is annoying. Nobody likes him. He has a microscopic peen. He is a clout chaser, man hoe. He is so annoying an nobody likes him.
by Ethan Suxxxx May 16, 2019

Ethan is a VERY annoying kid. Having him as a friend is fun, but he´s VERY annoying and UGLY. Yall are welcome for this VERY honest definition. <3
Eww, its ETHAN.
by JohnIsVeryCringe March 2, 2020
