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Ethan

Ethans are fuckboys who drink monsters and smoke weed. they’re usually gay as hell and get a s/o like every week. believe me, i’m an ethan.
did you hear? that ethan guy just broke up with becky and got with ryan!”
by _a_person_xd_ November 27, 2019
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Ethan

Oh he's such an Ethan
by LunaMoon777 December 26, 2019
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Ethan

A man usually that has a small midget dick
He has a real Ethan
by Frankie 555 October 17, 2019
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Ethan

Normally a sexy god. This name is normally held by “thot” slayers with more then atleast a 100 foot penis. The holder of this great name is most likely able to move girls lungs around with his penis. He is normally abusive twards women and exotic animal.
Girl: OWWWW STOP IT HURTS SO BAD
Ethan: SHUTUP ~hits girl with aluminum baseball bat~
by Ajakalal March 25, 2019
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Ethan

Ethan is a coo persons we met in pakistan in a air raid shelter and we knew it was love at first sight now we're in the grave after stepping on a landmine but we are closer than ever!
ethan
by A3KT3K October 19, 2019
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Ethan

He is annoying. Nobody likes him. He has a microscopic peen. He is a clout chaser, man hoe. He is so annoying an nobody likes him.
Danggg. Ethan is so damn annoying
by Ethan Suxxxx May 16, 2019
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Ethan

Ethan is a VERY annoying kid. Having him as a friend is fun, but he´s VERY annoying and UGLY. Yall are welcome for this VERY honest definition. <3
Eww, its ETHAN.
by JohnIsVeryCringe March 2, 2020
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