People who try to cram their idea of a perfect world down your throat. They are selfish and pompous. These types usually smell like ass and have no friends outside of the liberal douchebag army. These were babies of acid-using hippies and the hippies themselves.
by PancyNelosi March 27, 2009

We were at the bar last night watching the game and it was pretty cool except after 11 it became a total Douchebag Factory.
by Chewable Vitamins April 25, 2010

someone who spazzes alot and is a douchebag. their inconsiderate, rude, and only care about themselves.
by bananacake August 6, 2011

Something that is no longer cool or fun because douchebags have ruined it.
Movies and TV shows that are no longer fun to quote, or in extreme cases, watch, because douchebags have excessively quoted them.
Movies and TV shows that are no longer fun to quote, or in extreme cases, watch, because douchebags have excessively quoted them.
As painful as it is for me to admit it, The Empire Strikes Back has been Douchebag flagged.
Because a bunch of dumbass jocks have excessively shouted, "This is Sparta!" 300 has been Douchebag flagged.
I thank God every day that the following movies and TV shows are not Douchebag flagged:
The Big Bang Theory
The Big Lebowski
Curb Your Enthusiasm
The Dark Knight
Inception
Monty Python
Seinfeld
Pulp Fiction.
Because a bunch of dumbass jocks have excessively shouted, "This is Sparta!" 300 has been Douchebag flagged.
I thank God every day that the following movies and TV shows are not Douchebag flagged:
The Big Bang Theory
The Big Lebowski
Curb Your Enthusiasm
The Dark Knight
Inception
Monty Python
Seinfeld
Pulp Fiction.
by potterfreak143 March 3, 2011

A tan you get from doing things registered as douchebag-y.
Ex: Sticking your arm out your BMW/Porsche/Mercedes-Benz
Ex: Sticking your arm out your BMW/Porsche/Mercedes-Benz
"Look at that asshole in the 5-seriers with his arm out the window. I bet you he has a douchebag tan from that!"
by Bohemiangod October 4, 2008

by psychotic doll October 26, 2013

A person that isn't hot enough or cool enough to be a douchebag, but still tries. The only girls they can get are the Popular girl wannabes. And they'll try to be friends with real douchebags, but end up getting made fun of behind their backs.
Wannabe Douchebag: Hey guys! Had a date with a hot girl last night, if you know what I mean. -wink-
Douchebag #1: Uh cool.
Wannabe Douchebag: Nice hanging with you guys, but I gotta go pick up some chicks. -walks away-
Douchebag #2: Why does he talk to us again?
Douchebag #1: -shrugs- He's such a douchebag wannabe.
Douchebag #1: Uh cool.
Wannabe Douchebag: Nice hanging with you guys, but I gotta go pick up some chicks. -walks away-
Douchebag #2: Why does he talk to us again?
Douchebag #1: -shrugs- He's such a douchebag wannabe.
by ChelseySmileeFace November 21, 2009
