Dilp

The act of leaving in a quick manner.

I went home with that hawt girl that I met at the bar. Things were going well until I realized she was actually a he. I grabbed my clothes and dilped! I seriously had to dilp!

Friend: Yeah, man. I saw you sprinting down the street half dressed. You were really dilping!

by ITSANSS October 20, 2013

Dippy

When you're peeing in a bottle and you accidentally put your dick in the bottle full of piss

Man 1: So I had to pee in a little cup for a doctors test.

Man2: And?

Man 1: I had a dippy.

by Dchar234 April 29, 2016

Dilpa

An amazing girl with a smile that will brighten your whole life. She's allergic to guys whose name begins with J. She's a loving person but not one to mess with because she will ruin your entire life.

'Have you seen Dilpa, I've always wanted to be like Dilpa'

by Aintyomama August 24, 2016

Dippy the cat

An adorable cat owned by a witty reverend. Stories of Dippy's adventures can be found on Fb.

Dippy the cat loves Flea.

by 22omgitsme December 15, 2016

dilyurt

A Male with a large pines

Oh that Guy got a Dilyurt

by Dilyurt December 20, 2016

dillyflappers

1. the gayest, most happiest type of flower
2. a group of gay men

"Tom, life's not all rainbows and dillyflappers."
"Dammit, Frank. Why do you gotta ruin everything."

by imasnowflake2017 March 28, 2017

Dillydong

Slang for a dildo

Lacie asked me to fuck her tight asshole with her pink Dillydong.

by D-RENT April 16, 2017