Docile Dick December

A make up work period for if you fail no nut November.

"I failed no nut November but maybe I'll make it up during docile dick December.

by Lo-78799 November 30, 2020

Doe Dick

One who is basically just a dumb son of a bitch. This person more often than not is a freight hauling no driving mother fucker. A Doe-Dick is also known as a Go-Dick or a No-Dick.

Pat sure has became quite the doe dick since he became a freight hauler.

by Deuce89 January 1, 2021

Double-Dick

(Verb) - Either wearing one strap-on - in addition to the penis you have - or two strap-ons - in the absence of a preexisting penis - in order to double penetrate a partner without the help of a third individual

Brittney wanted a dp but she said she’s too committed to me for a threesome, so I double-dicked up.

by DaBabyLookalike February 23, 2021

Double dick stream slider

When you cum and piss simultaneously and it doesn’t mix so one stream goes into the toilet and the other onto the wall

Hey bro, I had my first double dick stream slider yesterday

Shit dude, how’d you clean it up?

I had my mom do it, I got it on video too if you wanna see

by Cbtmaster420 April 19, 2021

Doll Dick

A person who has had intercourse with a sex doll for a long period of time and has trouble getting erect regularly.

John is suffering from doll Dick, he needs to take some time off.

by Jackrabbitslim69 March 22, 2022

Ding Dong Dick

When you ring a random person's doorbell, flash them, and run away very fast afterwards

"911 what's your emergency?"
"Somebody just ding dong dicked me"
"Ma'am, this line is for emergencies only"

*line disconnects*

by Badass Honeybadger February 18, 2022

Johnny Donkey Dick

Big dick ex boyfriend of my girl who has lifetime pass 2 smash

She couldn't help a few times a year getting some of her favorite Johnny Donkey dick

by GingerStag23 September 29, 2022