dickleweed

When you wake up in the morning for work or school and haven't had time to shower, wash your face, or put makeup on, and you end up talking to your crush.

"Dude, I saw Chelsey today. Ugh, I looked like such a dickleweed!!"

"Dude, no you don't! You look great. You just look like you partied with rockstars last night and forgot to shave!

by samedifference October 5, 2018

Dicked the spoon

Wiping the head of a dick with a spoon used to get coconut oil.

I dicked the spoon after I used it to get coconut oil out of the jar.

by Diane Zwart October 14, 2018

dickedjizzer

A man who's only able to reach climax while also being penetrated.

Lynn: Hey man, you have fun with Terry last night?
Gaz: Nah, he's a bit of a dickedjizzer and I wasn't ready to make that step on the second date.
Lynn: A dickedjizzer?
Gaz: Yeah you know, can only jizz when he's also being dicked.

by Mad_Gaz November 27, 2018

Dickedlicker

Sucks dick a lot

She was a dickedlicker because she licked dick a lot

by Kai A January 28, 2019

Dicked On

Getting dicked on is when you go home to visit your mom and she tells you to do the dishes. Instead of actually doing the dishes, you fucking kill her.

Johnny: "Aye bro how was your visit last night at your mom's house?"
Dominick Antonio Spearman: "Yeah bro, I got totally fucking dicked on."
Johnny: "Oh shit is she fucking okay?"
Dominick Antonio Spearman: "Nah son, that bitch is fuckin' dead."

by Cuckashi January 29, 2019

dickleshitz

dickleshitz is a VERY important word in the English lango it has much deep and thought provoking ideas in this one single word

holy dickleshitz!

by dickleshitz February 6, 2019

Dickle

A person who does something pretty stupid and doesn’t deserve to be called a dick so is therefore called a dickle.

Oh izzy you dickle!

by Turbo223 February 8, 2019