deuce pants

A person who walks around smelling rancid, wears poop-stained undies and is always ripping ass (farts) in public places.

Hey Jerry, did you smell the deuce pants that just walked by? Yeah, she almost made me vomit all over myself.

by Mr. Lupus November 15, 2008

shoot a deuce

To deficate.

I simply must shoot a deuce.

by encino January 30, 2003

Re Deuce

when you rock a deuce and wipe and roughly ten minutes or so afterwards you gotta rock a deuce again

man i rocked a deuce but i had bubble guts and i had to go back and Re Deuce

by Scuba D December 18, 2008

deep deuce

1.the act of dropping a big nasty turd. Leads to poophoria.

2.Also an apartment complex in Oklahoma City, OK.

Have you been to the deep deuce grill?" "yea man, just went, you may want some febreeze.

by Potty Girls May 22, 2011

Scoop and Deuce

"Scoop and Deuce" is a term found by BigPig and Rephlexion as well as J-Dangle(socom III people). The term is used in Socom III U.S Navy seals. The term means to equip a silenced weapon and proceed to shoot your teammate in the back. When he turns around you claim "Wow they have great snipers"(Even though it it clinicaly impossible to get a sniper shooting at someone 5 seconds into the game). The term Scoop and Deuce was originally used by the Jews in 102 B.C. It may have meant something like knifing your allies in the back and claiming you dodged a knife from behind and it hit him.

Reph: Big Pig scoop and deuce this bitch hes annoying.
The Bitch: What?
J-Dangle: YUP!!!
BigPig: Yeah man im down for that shit.
The Bitch: What does that mean???
Reph: Oh dude nothing, just something at school
*THE NEXT ROUND**
*Reph shoots the bitch*
The Bitch: WHOA im gettin shot at
J-Dangle: DAM DAWG they are amazing GET DOWN.
The bitch: IM TRYIN THEY SHOOTIN AT ME!!!

by Floppei Wangs December 25, 2005

wicked deuce

The act of taking a shit. Deuce = 2. Having to take a number 2.

I had to leave class early so that I could run home and take a wicked deuce.

by Matt August 26, 2003

spraying deuce

The ass equivalent of projectile vomiting.

The act of dropping trou, spreading one's asshole to the point of tearing, and then unwillfully surrendering to your sphincter as it sprays liquified poo in a multi-angled assault.

Guy #1: Dude, you hit that oyster bar last night?
Guy #2: No.

Guy #1: Good thing, man, cause those crustaceans had me spraying deuce all night long.

by RabbiBrowstein March 30, 2010