The place where you apparently can't have shit in.
It's a city in Michigan notorious for its high crime statistics.
It's a city in Michigan notorious for its high crime statistics.
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 7, 2022

by bigball_licker244 March 12, 2021

by Silk Brah March 21, 2008

When your partner (guy/girl) purposely creams gallons on your testicles (eggs); i.e., hollandaise sauce overflowing poached eggs. Why Detroit? Who knows? But there’s lots of sticky handed tweekers there. Now your egg-hair is a mess, just like the tweekers. Time to shave!
Dude, that girl was so turned on last night that she insisted on giving me the old Detroit Eggs Benedict.
by TJO - DP January 16, 2025

by Mrfrostedflake December 9, 2015

by Millimatter May 30, 2021

Another word for condom.
Hey do you have a detroit river jellyfish I could snatch? I’m trying to bang this bad bitch from math class.
by bad boy billy November 14, 2017
