Tell you what, lets make a deal?
Oh yeah, whats in it for me?
I will give you my netflix pasword for your left shoe?
Daym, thats a pretty good deal! U promise tho?
Thats what a deal is right?
True.
Oh yeah, whats in it for me?
I will give you my netflix pasword for your left shoe?
Daym, thats a pretty good deal! U promise tho?
Thats what a deal is right?
True.
by Social Rejection June 10, 2018
Get the Dealmug. Student: Here's my book report on catcher in the rye.
Teacher: all it says was it sucked and Holden Caulfield is a little bitch.
Student: yeah but it sure beats the green new deal, right?
Teacher: ok well you earn a D+
Teacher: all it says was it sucked and Holden Caulfield is a little bitch.
Student: yeah but it sure beats the green new deal, right?
Teacher: ok well you earn a D+
by stainless67 April 17, 2022
Get the Green New Dealmug. by Calstudogsqueezy x November 15, 2019
Get the Schmeal Dealmug. A reference to women’s loafers regarded for their ability to attract those wearing “Deal Sleds”. Deal Slips by nature are open heel loafers and may or may not have faux fur.
by boyjr10 September 1, 2020
Get the Deal Slipsmug. <.0.3.4.3.0.> it's still yours to deal with thought It IS your For Fucks Off Fakes On THem Individuals<.0.3.43.0.
<.0.3.4.3.0.> it's still yours to deal with thought It IS your For Fucks Off Fakes On THem Individuals<.0.3.43.0.
by .0.7.9.7.1.5.3.7.4.6.5.9.7.3.4 May 7, 2025
Get the <.0.3.4.3.0.> it's still yours to deal with thought It IS your For Fucks Off Fakes On THem Individuals<.0.3.43.0.mug. An advanced, high-tier erotic roleplay move reserved for only the most seasoned veterans of the craft. "The Real Deal" is not just a line—it's a status, a declaration, and a finishing move all in one.
Only accessible to ERPers who have maxed out their stats in Cringe Resistance, Typing Stamina, and Emotional Projection, this technique unleashes a level of raw, unfiltered roleplay intensity that most casuals simply cannot handle.
Usage Requirements:
• ERP Level: 99
• Typing Speed: 120+ WPM
• Lack of Shame: Absolute
Signature User: Communist_02
Activation Phrase: “THIS IS THE REAL DEAL!!”
Effects:
• Stuns opponents for 3 turns due to shock and disbelief.
• Has a 20% chance to crash the server from sheer intensity.
• Causes irreversible secondhand embarrassment in a 5-mile radius
Only accessible to ERPers who have maxed out their stats in Cringe Resistance, Typing Stamina, and Emotional Projection, this technique unleashes a level of raw, unfiltered roleplay intensity that most casuals simply cannot handle.
Usage Requirements:
• ERP Level: 99
• Typing Speed: 120+ WPM
• Lack of Shame: Absolute
Signature User: Communist_02
Activation Phrase: “THIS IS THE REAL DEAL!!”
Effects:
• Stuns opponents for 3 turns due to shock and disbelief.
• Has a 20% chance to crash the server from sheer intensity.
• Causes irreversible secondhand embarrassment in a 5-mile radius
by realdeal_phobos April 18, 2025
Get the The Real Dealmug. <.7.9.7.6.>one of the more agreeable members of the zodiac but there are times when even you have to draw a line and refuse to deal with those whose values you find repulsive. One particular group of people must be kept at arm’s length today<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>one of the more agreeable members of the zodiac but there are times when even you have to draw a line and refuse to deal with those whose values you find repulsive. One particular group of people must be kept at arm’s length today<.7.9.7.6.>
by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>one of the more agreeable members of the zodiac but there are times when even you have to draw a line and refuse to deal with those whose values you find repulsive. One particular group of people must be kept at arm’s length today<.7.9.7.6.>mug.