dancefloor

1. adj. fashionably attractive or impressive
• excellent : as exclam.

The blueberry gruyere at the cheese shop is so dancefloor, Sheryl.

A teeth-whitening app for the Iphone? Dancefloor!

Tom's had a fever for two days now. He's not feeling very dancefloor.

by Magic B Ball April 22, 2009

the dance of eternity

Another amazing entry by the progressive band Dream Theater. Truly inmpressive, this song captures some of the best riffs of the instuments used (guitar, bass, drums and keyboards). Progressive rock haters would probably get a headache from this song but you have to admire the talent that is poured out into this amazing 6 minute song. The ragtime keyboard solo is also very fullfilling!

The Dance of Eternity rocks!

I like rocks...

by Crimson Sunrise April 21, 2006

Emergency Dance Party

Used to break an akward moment, or just in times of boredom. One simply yells emergency dance party and counts down from five and starts beat boxing. Everyone there starts dancing for a period of about ten-thirty seconds.

So then i whipped it out... cough...um, emergency dance party! Five, four, three, two, one!

by Baba guy February 3, 2005

wild monkey dance

when you have savage sex

lets g do the wild monkey dance

by alan March 30, 2004

The Danger Stranger

This is an intense form of masterbation. Combining the popular stranger method with the less-known danger method. You sit on your hand until it falls asleep. You then proceed to start whacking off so it feels like someone else is doing it, and about halfway through, you yell out for your mom very loud so that she hears you. This is what makes it dangerous, you have to finish the job before she makes it to your room to see you doing your business. Be very careful, for as exciting as this may sound, it has gotten many a young man in a lot of trouble.

I totally tried out the danger stranger the other night, and now my mom is making me take this stupid medication. I'll win next time.

by Brian H October 12, 2005

Middle School Dance

A huge whorefest. Girls show up in teeny tops and mini skirts even in the dead of winter. Guys dress like the douchebags they are, wearing thier RocaWear and SouthPole. Some dances sell glowsticks, see school is educational, it's teaching 6th graders about raves! Not only the glowstick thing raves and dances have in common, they blare loud music. But not techno, oh no! middle school dances usually blare Top 40 hits from 5 months ago that everyone is sick of listening to because the local radio station overplays them, such as ''Smack That'' and When You're Mad'' but also they play shit from the 1970's like AC/DC when only half of the dimwitted students even know who they are, or when they came out. Then they play a slow song and it's a race to find someone of the opppiste sex. If you don't, you look like a loser in the corner all by yourself wishing the song would just friggin end already! or you look like a gay/lesbian if your one of those types that dances with thier friends during slow songs. Plus some of these dances have cops in the corner so we can make sure nobody's having oral sex on the floor while the gay ass teachers chaperoning are doing it anally in one of the classrooms as we speak.

A Middle School Dance was probably one of the worst things invented

by DizzyLizzy February 21, 2007

Danger Junkie

Someone who feels an intense desire for thrills and spills to offset unpleasant memories, usually from childhood.

-- “Man, bust Damien. Skydiving all the time, bungee hopping off tall buildings and shit. I remember back in the day when he was just a tackle dummy, always getting picked last in gym, always getting cut from the track team.”

-- “Yeah and look at the results. A danger junkie for real. Poor fool be trying to outrun the shit torturing his mind.

by Sophie Abrahams June 1, 2011