Dong Dipper

A male who sleeps around a lot and often a cheater

"Alex has screwed half the office. He's been a real dong dipper lately"

by gf of creator April 22, 2015

Dong Snatch

When a women, normally lesbian, cuts of the penis of a man while he is sleeping and gives it to another women as an offering of her affection.

Women: I just dong snatched Sarah.
Women 2: What'd she think?
Women: I think she really liked it.

by Hippieman2 May 12, 2015

Dong cranker

1) A very irritating or irrational person who typically uses faulty logic to justify there opinion or reasoning

2) one who wanks it chronically.

My boss is such a duche, first I was told to do a brake job and now he has me doing an alignment on a car with bent rims, and I can't make time, what a dong cranker.

by beaner master98 September 7, 2016

dong station

dong station (n.) Otherwise known as the mouth.

I told the mouthy bitch to shut her dong station.

by MidnightHeat December 4, 2016

Dong Nugget

A Dong Nugget is someone with a bad attitude or personality.

Joey is a real dong nugget sometimes.

by Princessawesome22 March 20, 2016

Dublin dong

A very long penis with an abnormally large and a mishapen head sometimes resembling a shamrock.

Mike’s got that Dublin dong which is as rare as finding a four leaf clover.

by MakeItSexy July 11, 2019

Sped Dong

A reference to a sped who has a large penis. As the myth goes, most special education boys have large penises.

"Yo i heard that retard has a HUGE penis!"

"Yeah no shit sherlock, hes got a sped dong"

by Exactlybruh November 6, 2019