Ding Ding

A foolhardy and not smart person

Someone who is being dumb in a serious situation

Humanoid 1: You DING DING why did you do that?!
Humanoid 2: good question. I guess I am a ding ding

by Astrid Raegal August 8, 2020

ding-dong sock

a condom

bobby decided to be safe, and put on his ding-dong sock

by vitoman123 November 24, 2020

dingdongaloo

When you loose a game of bedwars to a person that has noob in their nick.

Oh did you hear Franek and Futtch lost a bedwars game to Noob235, they are such dingdongaloos.

by Futtch May 5, 2021

ding dong schlong badong badonkas

the term to describe one's penis when it is exceptionally large in size

John: He has a ding dong schlong badong badonkas
Sam: Yes. it is extremely huge

by adamwaffle June 2, 2021

Ding Dong Brain

Slang for remarkably stupid individual. Such as Your mother

“Your mother is a ding dong brain”

by Neferpizza November 28, 2021

Ding Dong Dick

When you ring a random person's doorbell, flash them, and run away very fast afterwards

"911 what's your emergency?"
"Somebody just ding dong dicked me"
"Ma'am, this line is for emergencies only"

*line disconnects*

by Badass Honeybadger February 18, 2022

Ding Dong Ditch

When you drop your kids off unannounced at family members with minimal to no warning

Dam, we just got DDD (ding dong ditched) by Tony again...

by sjohnson22 March 7, 2022