blanket disease

The lines on your face when you sleep too long in one position. Comes from sleeping on a crumpled up blanket or pillow case.
After having sex he fell asleep and woke up with blanket disease all over his face.
by Vallanderstern October 23, 2005
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Gherkinson's Disease

‎The condition which compels men to overcompensate their lack of manhood by overachieving in other areas, bodybuilding, for example,
Gherkinson's Disease, I'm 6 foot 5 and washboard abs. Black belt in karate and drive a Maserati.
by mottman March 07, 2012
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pavlo disease

when pavlo coughed into the mic and gave me a disease of stds
pavlo disease - a mic trasmitted disease
by reegan. September 21, 2020
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Alzheimer's disease

a disease that makes u forget things
patient: i forgor 💀
docor: you have alzheimer's disease
patint: i forgor 💀
dor: yes because you have alzhe-
petite: i forgor 💀
by fat yoshi is concerned August 03, 2021
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diseased wombat

A diseased wombat is a wombat whore which has acquired STD's like herpes, chlamydia, clap, syphilis and cooties.
Ed was devastated when he found out that his new marsupial girlfriend, Wendy Wombat, was a diseased wombat.
by scodder May 11, 2010
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skin disease

Skin Desease- A person who irritates you so much, your soul feels irritated
Diana you're such a skin disease
by BRabbitt October 15, 2015
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sleaze disease.

A person contracts this when he/she becomes a sleaze, a slut, or a whore.
by Macey Penny October 28, 2007
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