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Alaskan ditch

Where one defecates, puts the feces into a condom and proceeds to freeze it. After some time, one grabs said feces and proceeds to insert it onto a door handle, thus removing the condom to ensure the individual pursing the act is completely free of feces. After that, a blowtorch is required to thaw out the feces so that when an individual instinctively grabs the door handle, their hand is covered in dirty shit
Bro we should Alaskan ditch the shit out Mr. Steinberg
by Rahmaglano October 30, 2021
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So I (20M) live in a ditch

One of the flairs on AmITheAngel. It’s unknown where this flair came from, and its origin post is likely deleted. The below example is an AITA-like shitpost demonstrating this nonsense.
AITA for shooting my parents’ neighbor’s dog for peeing in their yard?
So I (20M) live in a ditch. I went to my parents for the weekend and to my surprise, their neighbor’s dog was peeing in their yard. In the grass. And god forbid that happen. I was fuming. So I got out a gun and shoot him clean off the Earth. Everyone clapped. I went back home on Sunday night, and the neighbor saw his now dead dog in their yard. He saw red and blew up my phone to call me the AH. I calmly replied that I wasn’t, if it was his yard I wouldn’t have gotten involved, and I’d be extra pissed if it was mine. He said I live in a ditch so I don’t even have a yard (ugh I KNOW THAT I LIVE IN A DITCH GAWD). My parents, however, think I was in the right, even though that was animal abuse, but it was their yard and I was trying to protect it. So Reddit, AITA?
Everyone: NTA
by Delete this account now September 2, 2024
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D.J. Ditch

The D.J. ditch is when someone who always makes plans with you ditchs you all the time
Dude! Why did you D.J. Ditch me last night!?

My sister keeps being a D.J. Ditch...
by Kidwitt July 27, 2018
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Ditch

Australian/New Zealand slang for the Tasman Sea between the two countries often locally referred to as "The Ditch"
When will you be crossing the ditch? (as in travelling between Australia and New Zealand.
by Ackko September 10, 2022
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Ding Dong Ditching

Hey bro, I’ve been ding dong ditching my cock for 2 weeks, I’m going to explode!”
by KatanaSunshine March 4, 2022
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Ditch

Joe: "Damn bro that's a big ditch!"
Jimmy: "Yeah watch out and be careful you don't fall in it."
by asteroidxz April 26, 2022
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Ring Dong Ditch

The cellular version of a “Ding Dong Ditch”. When you call someone, and hang up with no further response or contact. Another version is calling (receiving no answer) and refusing to respond to their desperate attempt to get back to you.
I can’t believe you Ring Dong Ditched me.
by Shmoovin April 18, 2021
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