Ditch Pickle

An Arctic Cat snowmobile

Going to go ride the ditches this afternoon on the ol' ditch pickle

by Crunchy Blue December 14, 2024

ditch banking

To drive out to the middle of nowhere to have intercourse. Usually by a dirt road or ditch bank.

Hey Becky, I think it’s time we step this relationship up a notch and go ditch banking

by ASAP AP February 27, 2019

ditch trout

A Stinky poon swimming with disease.

Went down on that girl from the bar. She got herself a case of the ditch trout

by Mcq31 March 3, 2017

Ditch Dingo

Coyote, one that preys on road kill or up for an evening stroll cruising roadways in the ditch.

There was a Ditch Dingo eating a road killed trash panda on Highway 2.

by Underwear Gang July 7, 2018

Ditch and dine

The art of ordering lobsters from kexribari and not paying

For example:
Metajouli let's go to kexribari to eat
Ok let's ditch and dine

by Lebrons third cousin May 31, 2024

So I (20M) live in a ditch

One of the flairs on AmITheAngel. It’s unknown where this flair came from, and its origin post is likely deleted. The below example is an AITA-like shitpost demonstrating this nonsense.

AITA for shooting my parents’ neighbor’s dog for peeing in their yard?
So I (20M) live in a ditch. I went to my parents for the weekend and to my surprise, their neighbor’s dog was peeing in their yard. In the grass. And god forbid that happen. I was fuming. So I got out a gun and shoot him clean off the Earth. Everyone clapped. I went back home on Sunday night, and the neighbor saw his now dead dog in their yard. He saw red and blew up my phone to call me the AH. I calmly replied that I wasn’t, if it was his yard I wouldn’t have gotten involved, and I’d be extra pissed if it was mine. He said I live in a ditch so I don’t even have a yard (ugh I KNOW THAT I LIVE IN A DITCH GAWD). My parents, however, think I was in the right, even though that was animal abuse, but it was their yard and I was trying to protect it. So Reddit, AITA?
Everyone: NTA

by Delete this account now September 2, 2024

D.J. Ditch

The D.J. ditch is when someone who always makes plans with you ditchs you all the time

Dude! Why did you D.J. Ditch me last night!?

My sister keeps being a D.J. Ditch...

by Kidwitt July 27, 2018