Diaper Meth

The cheap substance used by cracker jacks that cause them to involuntarily stomp their feet, make no sense at all wh en they are talking to you, and generally leave you in a state of confusion after coming in contact with them. Sometimes refered to as Walmart Huggies Diaper Meth and abbreviated as "DM"

Man, Annette sur is hopped up on the diaper meth today, she can barely keep a train of thought.

by critter van evanson October 19, 2006

Diaper Discipline

Traditional form of punishment, most often found in the military or large corporations, whereas a group or population of people is punished for the misgivings of one person/small group of people. One person shits his pants, now we all have to wear diapers!

Tom: "Did you hear Leroy wrecked the truck yesterday while he was out on deliveries?"
Joe: "No, but I'll guess that's why we're all going to be here on Saturday morning for re-training... Good Old Diaper Discipline!"

by Bob Wxly February 15, 2013

Diaper Scruncher

Description of the feeling you get when your nervous. When you get so nervous you could just poop a diaper.

I was so nervous about my interview I was a diaper scruncher.

by Leaha & Kristina April 17, 2009

diapo

poop

he took a big diapo

by april-ella69 November 3, 2010

diaper dog

diaper dog is when your friends dog wears a diaper and you want to punch it.

I HATE DIAPER DOG

by bigmanmike237 June 3, 2021

The diapered kicking donkey

A sex position where you feed a women a full pack of laxatives without them know and put a diaper on them. You then ram your chc through the diaper penetrative, while in doggy style their anal cavity fucking the shit out of them, literally. While pounding from the rear the male partner viciously hammer fists the back if the women's neck sending a muscle reaction through the body forcing the women to kick her legs out (like and angry donkey). When finished your coital act, roll the female over onto her back and proceed to change her diaper like you would a new born baby.

"oh my God Miranda and I tried out the diapered kicking donkey last night, it was scrumptious"

"What's a diapered kicking donkey?"
"gather 'round children"

by Rc979797 July 13, 2015

face diarea

The inability to control one's facial expressions when listening to someone else. Most often used to describe someone's face showing disgust or bewilderment when listening to someone saying something unintelligent.

When listening to their boss Kevin moronically attempt to explain the work, Chris turned to Lindsey and said "you have major face diarea ; you look exactly like how I feel..."

by Arc1 June 6, 2018