Dick Turkey

An insult that you call someone who "Gobbles the Dick". A synonym for "fag" or "homo".

Person 1: "Andy is really whipped by his girlfriend"
Person 2: "What a dick turkey"

by CK1629 January 23, 2010

Dick-Farm

A symphony of two separate alcoholic mixed drinks at Harry's Bar & Grill in Bloomsburg, Pa. This double headed dragon includes a simple rum and coke(double if your not a pussy) and the genuinely crafted Damian native of Harrys. The Damian is a red constructions of death that includes an array of rums with a heap of 151 in it.

This double fisted death mix must be drank through two separate straws simultaneously and has been known to cause boys to become men, ugly and fat girls to become tolerable and a high percentage chance of blacking out.

*Proceed with caution.

-"Hey bro, what the fuck are you double fisting the shit out of"
-"\Whaaat, this double headed dragon is a Dick-Farm"
-"Have fun having sex with fat girls and blacking out dude"

by farmdicki March 8, 2011

Dick-resin

The dried up mixture of semen, tears, mascara, and glitter found on a whore's tits.

After a long night of degrading, strenuous, inhumane, and immoral acts Mandy was smothered in dick-resin.

by The Resinators August 29, 2013

Dick Phase

The phase in which a person has reached the point in a relationship where it is acceptable to 'have the D'.

"Hey dude, Ashley and I have finally reached the Dick Phase.
"Nice one, bro!

by Smartestpersonever November 11, 2013

Dick Dragon

A thot on sterroids who viciously searches for dick to be inserted in any hole necessary. Her main priority is to get the D while remaining ratchet as shit. Dick Dragons can be found at local bars, dives, EDM concerts, corporate events, charity events, college parties, dorm rooms and any place that is associate with drugs or alcohol.

Yo J-Bone, you tryin to slay some dick dragons tonight?!

Miley Cyrus is definitely a dick dragon just look at how she acts!

by Jame-o December 4, 2014

dick lifts

The action of an anthropoid, or animal with the proper male reproductive organs hoisting a weighted miscellaneous item of interest (particularly weights commonly used for muscle developing at physical fitness centers and other various fitness locales) using their phallus in order to augment size, length, girth, or to simply express physical and emotional well-being.

Just came back from doing d-lifts (dick lifts) at the gym

by Chrispy Creame June 26, 2014

Dack Daniel

(Noun) - A penis usually large in size that women go crazy for.

"Once that girl gets a taste of my Dack Daniel she will never be the same"

by idontknowmuch August 1, 2016