Caiti

noun
(ethnic slur) offensive term for a Fat Fucking Jew.

Person 1. I hate you alot
Person 2. Well your a CAITI!

by Jakeeeeyy February 28, 2008

Condition: Critical

A second-rate metal band from Vermontville, Michigan. They have limited musical talent and their lead singer is too much of a prep to be considered metal. THEY, of course, think that they are totally brutal and epic. Perfectly nice people in person, of course.

Man: "hey, did you see Condition: Critical at Pit Row last night?" other man: "No, I was at Good Time Pizza." man: "what you doin there, they're pizza sucks?" other man: "I work there." man: "..."

by the guy who defined "C:C" May 17, 2011

7 Cities

A tower defense strategy game for the iPhone and iPod Touch.

"yo did you try 7 Cities for your iPhone yet?"

by youngTURBO January 14, 2009

critisizement

The action of critisizing someone or someone's performance. Could also be healthy critisizim like a teacher gives you if you are doing a math problem wrong or something.

My friend was waiting for the critisizement from her coach.

by Chatty Kathy January 21, 2006

cuntstructive criticism

This is unwarranted and completely unnecessary criticism, which by the very nature of the person giving it also incorrect. Their nature is of course being that of the cunt

" got pulled into the office today for another dose of cuntstructive criticism from that bellend of a manage"

by jamz buck August 17, 2017

tootsie roll critical number

the number at which the tootsie roll effect, therein goes into effect.

You have surpassed the tootsie roll critical number, suffer the consequences.

by rudog September 26, 2005

citi

Identity theft company, or something like that, I don't really give a shit, but they always have the funniest commercials.

~Citi Commercial~

Old lady 1: Them motorcycles expensive and fast! Them bikes be like WEHHHHHHHHH
Old lady 2: No them be like BRRRRRRRRR
Old lady 1: No they went like WEHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by TenInchPlaya October 15, 2006