craspers

Derogatory insult for homosexuals speech.

Man, that fag could put a lisp in the word cracker; craspers.

by deer hunter February 3, 2007

crapparatus

An electrical and/or mechanical apparatus that has taken hours or days of your time to design and assemble, but that either does not work at all or works so badly that it needs to be scrapped.

Where’s the oscilloscope?
It’s part of that crapparatus I just wasted a week on.

by Hatchetface September 6, 2007

cappertose

Used to describe an old person who is seemingly slow or unaware of their surroundings. (From the words 'handicapped' and 'comatose'.)

I was late to work because I was stuck behind a cappertose driver going 15 mph with his blinker on for five blocks.

by Conboy May 11, 2008

Crapler

1. A crappy stapler

The photocopier's staple function is broken. Guess I have to go back to using the crapler.

by Deep (just a guy) October 23, 2008

Crappeidt

1. The Worst room in a house

2. Emma's way of saying crappy, Crappiest, Ect.

Jim Bob: This room is the crappeidt ever

Rollins: This food is really crappeidt

by Coleniuk69 August 10, 2010

Craperdalski

/Crap-er-dal-ski/ The closest word in the dictionary to being a curse word without actually crossing that line.

"Oh craperdalski, i forgot to do my homework last night!"

by jojomanji October 18, 2011

crapped down our leg

Attempt to do something and fail

Steve Smith said in regard to the Panther's performance today, "We crapped down our leg."

by aginasia November 13, 2011