Cager Baiting

When a biker gets angry at someone in a car hoping they’ll apologize for their actions.

This biker got mad at me because they didn’t know what brakes are, but I didn’t apologize because I’m not a fan of cager baiting.

by McNiggason April 20, 2018

Craggie Slutbum

MMMMMMM That boy is certainly fine. Love to taste his penis in my mouth. But I would need to pull out my false teeth first

Old women on young teenage boy

by Miss Fathers March 7, 2004

Three-piece cage

Another name for for a business suit.Wore by stuck up , obnoxious little twats.

Random guy 1: Hey guys , look at that loser there
Random guy 2: yeah , thinking hes all high and mighty , wearing that three-piece cage

by Legin navillus May 8, 2010

Your cage

Yup, this is the part 4 I was alluding to earlier... IS it alluding? Is that the right word? I know I'm not like an award winning screenwriter or anythung but I just can't think of a better word to use..."

God "Oh your me? Oh my me. That sounds funny... But, no, yeah... The hot ones are hot and then the other ones are, like, less hot based on how close they are to the hot ones. It's like a relativity thing I'm trying... It's good."

Lucifer "Mm... Fantastic. So your orbs just sit there?"

God "Nah I'm just tossing these motherfuckers all over the place... Just slanging em..."

Lucifer "What's a moth- You know what? I don't even care. Ok. They spin, you throw them... The hot ones are hot. Got it."

God "They're not JUST hot. They shoot out little mini-orbs that bounce offa everything. That's how they get the other orbs hot."

Lucifer "Great."

God "Yup... And the big hot ones turn into tiny suction ones."

Lucifer "And the big hot ones turn into tiny suction ones and the mini-orbs bounce off them... because why would they not?"

God "Wha- no the mini-orbs can't bounce off the suction ones! They suck too hard. So, like, the mini-orbs can't get out of the suction."

Lucifer "Hoooooooo.... Hooo... Oh man... Mm... ✊️ I... am very angry with you right now and I'm sensing that you can feel it... Do you feel that right now? My rage. Boiling over."

God "Uhuh. Throw an orb. It'll make you feel better. Look. Look what happens when one of the hot ones hits the suction ones. OoOoOoOoOoOoOo. Or, waitwaitwait, two of the suction ones. Hohohohohohoho! Cool right!?"

Lucifer "Don't. Just... don't... Enjoy your cage!"

God "Aw come on, don't be mad... Oh well... Pew pew, bwomp... Orbs..."

by Hym Iam February 15, 2023

Cragelacking

It means you are just vibing. You are relaxing. Or you can ask what someone is up to. It means being in harmony and peace.

Chase: Hey whats cragelacking?
James: Not much.. and you?

Carson: hey what you doin?
Sheppard: oh im just cragelacking
Carson: that's cool can i cragelack with you?

by That Lucky Dude May 29, 2020

Crager

Crager (pronounced: Cray-gerr) is South-Canadian, South-England slang that often refers to a poorly-dressed, old-looking person, with little intelligence or self-awareness.

This word is often used interchangeably with swear words such as: Bitch, Hag, Naff, Bucktee, or Wanker

"That girl's such a Crager"
"hey man, you shouldn't be saying that it can be very offensive"
"shut it dumbass, I didn't ask"
" :( "

by Jacob_JakeyBoy March 2, 2026

Mr Mc Crager

A Sexy Hunk Of Man Waiting On His Midnight Blumpkin

Person A: Did you hear about the man in the bathroom?
Person B: They call him Mr Mc Crager

by Papi travis the first November 15, 2023