Cleveland Coconut

Get a coconut and have the girl break it open for you. Have the girl jerk your dick off with one hand, while one finger on the other hand is just chilling in your asshole. You then jizz into the coconut water (Keep in mind she is fingering your asshole the whole time). After jizzing into the coconut water, she puts the finger that was in your asshole in the coconut, mixes the coconut water and jizz with her shitty finger, and then drinks the coconut water.

Noah, how is your new girlfriend?

She is really good. She gave me a Cleveland Coconut behind the Arby's.

Man, that's super sweet!

She also let me Butter Munch her!

No way! Is that it?

Afterwards, she watched me and Matt rejerkulate behind the Arby's

by All Hail King Mathyall December 29, 2013

commondoors

Plural for commonwhore the useless shitbag car notorious with the commonsfolk of Australia a.k.a Holden Commodore. Commondoors are so common that they are often mistaken for dunny doors.

Farkin hell Gazza, look at all those commondoors.

Fark me drunk Bazza, fuck a duck.

by Coinage August 8, 2006

comon

There are very few bad times to say comon. Comon can mean excited, lit, hype. It can also be used as a greeting similar to "yo" or "whats up gangsta". Comon is similar to pirates saying arg. Normally the word comon is used in a positively comical way depending on situation meanings can vary.

ex/ "yo I fucked Jessica last night"-Tom "oh yea she's hot, comon"- Jeff
ex/" I just bought a case and bottle for the beach tomorrow... COMON"
ex/ *Wu Tangs a blunt* "aye comon"

by YungAYEbee February 11, 2019

COCONUT

RIDING A MAN WAIST LIKE A COCONUT LIKE HOW YOU WRITE ON A PAPER THE WORD COCONUT YOU DO THE SAME TO HIM

Man I’m trying to spell coconut tonight but this nigga acting up

by Helping you fellows out July 15, 2019

African common cold

HIV.

"So, it turns out I have HIV."
"It's ok man, just think of it as African common cold."

by FilmSchoolTroll February 24, 2013

Filthy Commoner

Someone who goes with everyone else, and generally thinks that they are cool, "gangster", smart, etc. and tries to insult/hurt someone who is not like them in their trend following ways.

Filthy Commoner #1: Dood check out dis new thing called selfie trade where u can show off how much porn u have on ur phone

Filthy Commoner #2: ye I just saw that on facebok, omg so cool wanna twerk it and then yell at some gurls about how big our penises are? Oh sheet dawg look at dat not "normal" person.

Average "nerd": You inconsiderate fools, don't you know the consequences of your actions? You guys are not only disgusting, but illiterate and ignorant! You Filthy Commoners

by LYnksYs May 18, 2015

pressing her coconuts

when you get all up in a biddy's business like goldman sachs

I spent the better part of the night pressing her coconuts.

by Dr Mo November 24, 2009