Guy 1: Bro, have you fought Colgera yet?
Guy 2: Yeah, but it was way too easy and the music sucked
Guy 1: Kill yourself.
Guy 2: Yeah, but it was way too easy and the music sucked
Guy 1: Kill yourself.
by Massasfaveslave August 31, 2023
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They will deny the addiction
They will lie
They will make excuses
They will start using big words to make themselves sound smart.
They will deny the addiction
They will lie
They will make excuses
They will start using big words to make themselves sound smart.
Zack can’t go for more than 2 days without watching porn, he must be a coomer. I caught him jacking off to something very weird when I got home……..
by MushroomPixels September 3, 2023
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Coomer is person who is obsessed with pornographic material; someone who is excessively masturbating; discussing their kinks and fetishes with other people on internet/sharing their opinions on degenerate topics(sometimes even arguing about it); has a parasocial relationship towards nsfw streamers (In most cases, sexually frustrated teens/adults obsessing over a woman on internet); someone who has a bad social life, with
the mind coming up with intrusive thoughts in form of sexual scenarios or something similar to it; using porn and masturbation as a coping mechanism to escape/don't face their problems; someone who doesn't give a shit anymore and gave up on their life
the mind coming up with intrusive thoughts in form of sexual scenarios or something similar to it; using porn and masturbation as a coping mechanism to escape/don't face their problems; someone who doesn't give a shit anymore and gave up on their life
I just saw people on internet discussing their kinks and writing a whole ass roleplay of them doing "you know what" to someone, under a nsfw post. Bunch of degenerate coomers
by suddo September 3, 2023
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by Amogus😳 December 20, 2023
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Tony told me he only likes girls that are as addicted to porrn as him and spend all day gooning. what a coomersexual.
by Clarence Bignutz January 4, 2024
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Comer Pyle is one of a handful of the stupidest imbeciles who ever grace the halls of Congress. Where is Gomer when we need him?
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