walking cockblock

Typically a female, but can be a gay male too. One whos a total prude, and refuses to do any sexual thing with a guy, "blocking his cock."

"Thats her man, shes the one that i begged and begged for the last week, and still ain't got shyt outta!"

by The walking naughty!! July 22, 2005

cocklocks

When a guy's pubes are so completely dirty and unkempt, they resemble dreadlocks.

Dude never groomed himself. It only took a few weeks to develop cocklocks.

by JJ Wu October 31, 2008

[cocklocks]

The style of making dreadlockes out of your pubic hair.

Sebastian got bored with his pubic hair one day and instead of shaving them he turned them into cocklocks.

by sebastianoates January 11, 2009

Cockblockotopolis

A place completely filled with cockblockers, so terrible that no cock is safe.

Dude, I just got back from cockblockotopolis. My cock is so sore. Fuuuuckkkk.

by Cockblocktopus 41 August 7, 2011

Cockblockbro

A bro who is there to cockblock some dick for you. you dont cockblock him yourself cos otherwise the girl would think you are a wanker so you get your cockblockbro on the case

Guy 1: hey dude, there is some dick who is hitting on this girl i like. can you do the necassaries?
cockblockbro: never fear. your cockblockbro is here. i will cockblock the shit out of that guy

by uberjai December 30, 2012

Cockblock Tomahawk

An object thrown with the intent of cockblocking a couple.

PJ: Did you hear about Jake and Meredith? She was giving him head in a movie theater and someone threw a cockblock tomahawk at them!
Amelia: Wow, that's embarrassing!

by Frank Longbottom September 7, 2013

Cockblockasoress

A seemingly attractive women with open sores on the borders of her nether reqion, abruptly halting further sexual advances.

"I got down to third base with wendy, but she turned out to be a cockblockasoress." said Aleron.

"damn," said Casey, "I guess she's off the list"

by Iandustrial April 25, 2014