Cockplif

A jerkoff dipshit asshole that is so unbelievably arrogant that people fuck him in the ass to put him back in his place.

That dude that went out with us last night is a cockplif, I tore his ass wide open!

by Marco Diggler February 21, 2009

cock fiddler

One who unconsciously plays with their cock or someone else's cock.

Tommy, you're a good for nothing cock fiddler! Go wash your hands!

by exef July 15, 2009

Cock Lady

A portly, elderly woman of Eastern European descent. Due to her strong accent will mispronounce Coke, with Cock. Prominently recognised by her long, black hair and whiskers. Always accompanied by her two annoying grandchildren. Often sighted at McDonalds, Sobeys, and Tim Hortons.

"Hi there, how can I help you?"

"Be Quiet! (to grandchildren) Ah yes, let me please have..."

"Oh Fuck, the Cock Lady again!"

"I need a large cock."

by mcbitty boppers July 18, 2009

cockfluff

a guy who tries to compensate for having a small penis by acting like a brute. Can sometimes be physically intimidating, but usually just talk a lot of shit they can't back up.

"i'm going to fuckin' kick your ass, you pussy!"

"I'm not afraid of you, cockfluff."

by bullshitlame July 24, 2009

Cocktronamus Prime

The mightiest of all the Transformers, Cockatronamus Prime cannot be defeated by any Cybertronian. Autobots and Decepticons alike live in fear of Cockatronamus Prime. Both sides avoid any contact in fear of being bot raped on the spot. Cockatronamus Prime once had a mate, Cumdumpsterbot, but he inadvertently killed her in a royal space fucking that destroyed the original All Spark. Cockatronamus Prime transforms into a giant penis, inserts himself into volcano craters due to its warm gooey sensation, and proceeds to fuck the earth.

Cockatronamus Prime is a dick.
You aint lying! Look!!
<transforms>
RUN!!

Earthquake!!
No!...Cocktronamus Prime!!

by Scrotobot August 25, 2009

Cock Seeking Missile

1. A slag, slut, tramp, ho.

2. A female who has had more penises inside her than a pair of old men's hire trousers.

Dan: "Mate, you've not had a shag in ages."

Jimmy: "Yeah I know, I've got a definite chance with that cock seeking missile over there though."

by SoloKong November 25, 2010

Cockpurse

1950's slang for a slut, whore or slag.
As the name suggests, a 'purse' in which to place your cock.

She sleeps with everyone, what a cockpurse

by CupboardMonkey November 27, 2010