Alarm Clock Dyslexia is when one often fails to notice that the AM/PM settings are incorrect when they set their alarm. (this excludes the difference between noon and midnight, cause that is just downright confusing)
This syndrome is known to cause tardiness in the morning, however, few people know the syndrome even exists, and thus, people who do have the syndrome are often mislabeled as morons or nincompoops.
This syndrome is known to cause tardiness in the morning, however, few people know the syndrome even exists, and thus, people who do have the syndrome are often mislabeled as morons or nincompoops.
"I am a sufferer of alarm clock dyslexia, I was supposed to wake up at 6 this morning, but it turns out I set my alarm for 6 at night. When I explained my condition to my boss, he obviously had never heard of it... he asked me if i wore a helmet to bed, then told me to go sit in the corner and think about what i just said."
by 132299 April 16, 2009
Get the Alarm Clock Dyslexiamug. An ungodly hour that one finds themselves awake at, but dont want to be.
Used as a mesurement of time between the hours of 4 - 6 am.
Used as a mesurement of time between the hours of 4 - 6 am.
"I had to wake up at Bumfuck O' clock today to get to work"
"Whats this c@#t doing up at Bumfuck O' clock in the morning?"
"Whats this c@#t doing up at Bumfuck O' clock in the morning?"
by FoxyBrown92 November 3, 2017
Get the Bumfuck O' clockmug. by downtownphxguy May 13, 2015
Get the Swedish Alarm Clockmug. by CaanHammertime May 23, 2015
Get the Rock Around the Clockmug. the act of shoving a alarm clock up a baseball players anus, and when the alarm clock goes off, it will snooze.
by ya boy the average kid August 7, 2022
Get the Nolan’s alarm clockmug. by sweetnycandy July 21, 2011
Get the skin-o-clockmug. 