kelly clarkson

A singer that is very, very fat. Whale-like.

Chad: "Dude! Look! It's Kelly Clarkson!"
Mark: "Man the harpoons!"

by M. Bison June 9, 2007

Dirty Clarissa

Someone who laughs uncontrollably during climax

My roommates asked what my new girlfriend and I were laughing about in bed last night and I told them she’s just a dirty Clarissa

I met a new girl on tinder and she told me she’d prefer to have sex at my house because her neighbors have complained about her being a dirty Clarissa.

by glucosemusic May 20, 2019

clarke

A rich white boy who tries to act black even though it's pretty obvious he looks like justin bieber. Who thinks he's a gangsta bur everyone knows that he is as white as his girlfriend

That's a clarke right there

by bubbles01 August 21, 2016

clarknova

An eloquent & logically sound if somewhat left of centre justification for revolution or radical change to the status quo

"When you put it that way, it's a straightforward clarknova. It's Tesla time, baby!"

by svenmonk September 3, 2003

clarka' larken

an ultimately perfect person.

my boyfriend is totally clarka' larken!

by erin stuart February 29, 2008

Clark magnet high school

The gayest school in the world. You see a guy sneaking into the bathroom every 5 seconds so they can go vape. They never get caught, because clark students are meant to be “smart” and “innocent”, but really they’re all addicted to nicotine Its a place where theres dress code, but all the hoes crop their polos, and all the guys sag their slacks. The bus is where all the juuls get sold, and where people make out in the back. The gayest, fattest, ugliest, most disgusting principal tortures them with her annoying ass accent.

Clark Magnet High School? No, you’re saying it wrong. Its Clark Magnet HOE school.

by stoppidd October 24, 2019

Clarisa mae

She was glamorous and very hard working woman and many boys fell on her

She was Clarisa mae definitely

by Qmsn September 22, 2020