Chode

Relatively used in different meanings, one main meaning is a penis as long as it is wide. Meaning a person with a chode has a fat, small penis.

"See that guy over there?"

"Yeah."

"I heard he started in a gay porno called 'The 69 lbs. of Chode'.

by Brett1014 July 2, 2006

chode bag

A chode to the fullest extreme. Usually used for people who drive like grandmas and hinder the progression to your destination, in coordination with the fact that you are running low on time.

(Flicking off the said driver) "Learn how to drive you fucking chode bag!"

by James4289 May 16, 2008

chode

the space between your ball sack and your ass.
(i dont think there is such a thing as wider and it is long.. and if there is i wanna see it)

Last night Tyler had Lauren lick his chode.

by nexexitnarc December 29, 2004

Chode-for-brains

Someone who lacks intelligence, says dumb thinks and in short has a short stumpy penis lodged in thier cerebrum.

did you hear what he just said? what a chode-for-brains!

by georgeoo July 6, 2006

Chode Disease

A chode that has a very unusaul deformaty. It has lumps of used semen and urine under the cum hole. It also smells like fish food and tastes like rotten organic applejuice mixed with a shot of patron.

Man, I sucked this guys cock last night, and he had a chode WITH chode disease. It was rancid.

by The Master of all Chodes January 9, 2009

Chode 2

Also referred to as the "Chodimus Maximus", the chode 2 is a muscle between the anal cavity and the ball sac. Although, it is equally referenced as it's chode 1 counterpart, it is usually less offensive and rude

Joolery: Suck on my chode 2!
Llarueruenn: Why would I do that?
Joolery: Suck on my chode 1 !?
Llarueruenn: No, you are perverted

by Arniargariasm December 9, 2008

Chode

A male between 16-30 acting like he is God's gift to everything.

The frat boys are nothing but a bunch of chodes.

by ischoz January 15, 2009