Chocolate Waffle

When you shit in the shower and proceed to stomp it down the drain, making look like a waffle with the shit being the chocolate.

Oi boys surely we leave a chocolate waffle in this public shower.

by Blundabus May 12, 2022

chocolate potting

The art of getting shat on ones penis after anal sex

'Dude she totally chocolate potted me last night'

'Ew chocolate potting is gross'

by Flat4 February 8, 2014

chocolate willipie

A variation of a willipie. When you're having anal sex and you thrust your penis into your partners ass so hard you lodge a turd deep into your foreskin.

I was driving Sally down the Hershey highway and she gave me a chocolate willipie. That girl needs to eat more fiber.

by Schadenfreudesince1981 August 15, 2018

Chocolate Choker

Chocolate Choker: The act of draping an adornment of poo stick surprise around another persons neck during the throws of oral passion, creating a fecal necklace much like a pearl necklace only boasting a full bodied aroma…

Q: Dude, what the hell happened to you last night?

A: Bro, I blacked out after we drank all those Heinekens and Jager Bombs at the Royal, then on my way home I hooked up with this crazy toothless bitch from Railroad Ave. last night, as she sucked me off I dropped the duce and gave her a Chocolate Choker!

by The Rever August 16, 2008

chocolate freeway

see: rectum

Tim Peters enjoys being analed up the chocolate freeway

by David G. Henrich November 1, 2003

Chocolate kissed

chocolate kissed - when a white person says something creepy about your skin colour (mostly to black women from white men)

he said to me last night “are you saying that cuz your magic is evil or because of your beautiful black skin”

girl he chocolate kissed you

by chocolate kiss February 17, 2022

chocolate gamer

Someone who plays games on their phone while taking a dump in a public restroom.

Dude...I thought you had to take a shit?

I do, but all the stalls are filled with chocolate gamers.

by Poindexter May 17, 2006