field chocolate

(n.) feces found on the ground in a rural or farm setting, deposited by any kind of animal. Another name for cow pie or meadow muffin

We left the trail to find a picnic spot, but there was so much field chocolate we lost our appetites.

by AvalonInk May 31, 2023

Chocolate lever

When a man gets a hand job at the same time as he is pooping.

Ryan loves getting a chocolate lever before work.

by Warric August 14, 2016

Melting Chocolate

When two black men press their ass cheeks against each other, intentionally or not.

"Yo man, my homie suddenly pressed his ass against my ass yesterday. That was some sudden melting chocolate action."

by Ching-chong-china August 05, 2016

Chocolate kissed

chocolate kissed - when a white person says something creepy about your skin colour (mostly to black women from white men)

he said to me last night “are you saying that cuz your magic is evil or because of your beautiful black skin”

girl he chocolate kissed you

by chocolate kiss February 17, 2022

Mouse Chocolate

The itty-bitty, ooey-gooey raisin-textured, smothered in milk chocolate, pellets that come out of the south end of a north-bound mouse.

Sam: "I can't wait to eat some yummy mouse chocolate in that old abandoned house!"

Frank: "Isn't that just poop?"

Sam: "Uh...no. Nope. Definitely not."

by orgasmic tomatoes April 06, 2015

chocolate gamer

Someone who plays games on their phone while taking a dump in a public restroom.

Dude...I thought you had to take a shit?

I do, but all the stalls are filled with chocolate gamers.

by Poindexter May 09, 2006

chocolate shredder

violent anal sex

The first night in jail you need to look out for the chocolate shredder.

or, I gave that chick the chocolate shredder, she couldn't walk right for a week.

by iron eagle September 17, 2013