When a girl you are going to fuck shoves Carl's Jr. Taquitos in her vagina two days prior to the fucking (penetration) and when you pull out you have tasty pieces of taquitos on your penis for her to suck off via oral sex
"Bro I told Karina to do a Carl's Jr. Taquito and when I pulled out she sucked the life out of my dick and said it tasted good, after I ate her pussyout and it tasted so good!"
"Wow man that sounds like a great Carl's Jr. Taquito"
"Wow man that sounds like a great Carl's Jr. Taquito"
by Charles and Ben December 10, 2016
by kbudz May 21, 2009
Giving your lover a shit-moustache AND shit-goatee, transforming them into an older, more savvy, Dirty Sanchez
Sally always bitched about my lack of creativity in the bedroom, so she was rather surprised when I splattered her with an Uncle Carl Sanchez.
by King David October 09, 2004
A wonderful small park in Manhattan, New York that has practically zero police presence. It is also right next to the East River.
After taking a 'hot Carl' on ones partner, either partner removes the seran wrap, fondles the contents into an elongated shape, bites a small hole in the seran and decorates themselves and/or their partner. Largely considered 'inside baseball' within the fecalpheliac community, this is a highly erotic act. In some cases, the elongated 'hot Carl' is caressed with the mouth before making the hole.
by Pinkmagic January 05, 2017
A variation of the Hot Carl where one defecates in a foot-long Subway wrapper and leaves it for a victim.
by Hot Carl Malone February 19, 2010
by Anonymous Lizard Killer October 20, 2021