Canada's History 

Once Canada failed to suck off Florida because not enough Viagra was used.

Did you hear that Shiela got all sloppy on Cody?
Yeah... she reenacted Canada's History.

Canada's History by bowmand19852 February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

A sex act done with multiple people

one person sits on top of the Stanley Cup and shits in it. This person also puts on a pair of Moose antlers. Using Maple syrup as lube, This person uses the tips of the antlers to penetrate the other members in this sex party.

Guy 1: what did you do last night?

Guy 2: My girlfriend and i hooked up with some people for some Canada's History.

Canada's History by Metromorpher February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

The act of defecating on someone's forehead after eating an entire pound of Canadian bacon.

Dude, all that Canadian bacon is making it kinda hard for me to perform Canada's History. I may need a laxative.

Canada's History by nochinadoll February 5, 2010

Canada's History 

A sex act so absurd and inappropriate that those even mentioning have been arrested for pedophilia, lewd behavior, and public indecency.

Not to be confused with Canada's Hysterectomy, otherwise know as the mere sight of a Canadian man.

This girl was so indecent that she even performed Canada's History with him.

Canada's History by xythadar February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

A sexual act involving moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.

After Steve showed Kate Canada's history, she wasn't able to walk straight for a month.

Canada's History by Silent Bob 420 February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

Sex act involving moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley cup.

Lets perform Canada's History in the cabin.

Canada's History by johnsteck February 4, 2010

Canada's History 

A sex act, involving wearing moose antlers on one's head, while pouring maple syrup either into the anus or vagina, or in some cases both, excreting said maple syrup into the Stanley Cup and then orally ingesting the maple syrup from the Stanley Cup, and spitting it up into the air, in an attempt to fully cover the moose antlers.

Did you see that Canadian porno where those 2 chicks both did Canada's History? That was almost worse than 2 girls 1 cup.

Canada's History by Colberttoldmeto February 5, 2010