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The Calamari

When you and your partner press asshole to asshole and both push at the same time so they suction cup together.
Last night in the bath me and my lady did the calamari and she ripped out some of my butthole hair
by Cliffypoo June 21, 2017
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Josh Callard

A typical dick who you would like to punch in face. Then chop off his dick and shove it up his ass untill it come out his mouth. He can be compared to emo Hitler. Also the type of person who changes their sexuality ever 5 seconds. The type of person who backstabs friends and forces them to still be fucking friends. He is truly a bitch ass anal cunt. (He is also really transphobic)
For example:fucking hell dude don't be such a josh callard.
by Josh callard February 27, 2019
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Urban Calamari

Used condoms one finds in parking lots and back alleys.
The used condoms in the puddle behind my favorite strip club looks like urban calamari with an opaque creamy filling.
by Urban Calamari December 21, 2019
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Andrew Camarata

andrew camarata Is a YouTube with over 650k subscribes is most popular videos are “moving and antique truck”
He has also had popularity in his video series “Cheapest”
Oh did you see andrew camarata newest video.
by Daniel D 24/7 September 11, 2020
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One calamari away from losing it

When you're having such a terrible time that you are one inconvenience away from losing your shit. When you expect onion rings and find out its calamari.
After the shit day I've had I am one calamari away from losing it.
by anonymous October 13, 2020
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Ethan Calma

Ethan Calma is normally a guy with a friend named Aislinn. He always has an ex girlfriend named Arianna. Ethan is a kinda lovable person that is down bad. (LIKE REALLY) he’s also really sus. Ethan is also amazing and makes peoples days. He’s also adorable and cute.
Ethan calma is an amazing guy
by Aislinn Davidson December 31, 2021
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Grubby Calamari Bitch

A grubby bitch that loves her calamari and also smells vaguely squidlike
See also; Jumbalaya, Jimberino, Jimbus2000, Josh, Jumby
Where did all the Calamari go?
Oh, the Grubby Calamari Bitch ate it all
by ElonMonke March 15, 2022
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