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Caleb Heiser

A Runescape player who likes to fantisize about Zezima naked everynight.

Also used to define a person who is like a caveman that never leaves his cave.
I was walking to the kitchen to get some golden grams when I accidently stepped into an alternate dimension and soon I saw some aliens that looked like total Caleb Heisers.
by MarioHunter November 10, 2010
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Caleb

That one homeless guy that only has one friend
Caleb's only friend: ur so rich
Caleb: no I'm homeless
by Cheeseburger josh November 17, 2019
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Caleb gardener

spend before you think
by 0atb March 14, 2023
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Caleb

A fucking cunt, he only cares for himself and his favorite word is "hoe"
Dude you're being such a Caleb
by Gage Cormier November 6, 2020
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Caleb

A man who thinks he can pull when he is clapped, wanna be Reece. Caleb is a pussy
Person 1: that kid thinks he is so fucking cool what a pussy

Person 2: he must be a caleb
by Hdbeisb cosos March 19, 2022
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Caleb

sexy, handsome blonde boy who gets all the lady's
Caleb is so hot oh my god.
by JUjdy February 16, 2021
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Caleb

Caleb

An extremely intelligent guy that's always using long words to explain complex concepts. He criticizes, but if he is your friend, he will never judge you. He can be insensitive at times, but super sweet at other times. He has a beautiful mind and a beautiful soul. He is the type of person you can't help but admire. He is good at understanding people, at seeing their point, at being unbiased, or at least knowing when he is biased. He is really buff, and very dedicated to that which he is interested in. He has very high standards for himself, but doesn't think of himself as a failure when he doesn't get as far as he wants, he just does better the next time. Have I mentioned he's really smart? He can be annoying to people who don't enjoy thinking as a form of entertainment. He has bright, intelligent hazel eyes that make you melt, but they are usually hidden by his glasses. He is talented, but he never sees it, he just sees what he needs to improve. Despite being smarter than most people, he still tries to get along with and understand them. He is the type of person you would be willing to stay in a friendzone for.
Me: You can be a jerk at times
Caleb: What did I do and what needs to be done?
Me: *Swoon's
by Hellawedd13322 January 20, 2022
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