Rectal Crunches

The simultaneously contracting your abdomen and sphincter muscles in a effort to conjure up a fart out of thin air.
Bob is amazing. The way he can blast a fart after a few rectal crunches deifies logic.
by Steve the Buckaneer March 10, 2019
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Crunch

When your finna beat somebody up
I’ll crunch u little buz
I crunched her
He got crunched @ the game
by Littlemissdtm January 16, 2023
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Crunched

She tripped over her own two feet in public. I know she crunched.
by NOLAUSNA April 18, 2018
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Sir Orbit Crunch

Sir Orbit Crunch - Someone positively undescribable. Start with a base of funny, add in dumb humor, next add in cute, lastly add in nice. Sir Orbit Crunch is an amazing person and you'd be lucky to have him as a friend.
Person 1: Bro Sir Orbit Crunch is so nice!
Person 2: I know! He's so funny!
by Sebsomeone. February 28, 2022
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Crunch Paw

When you are laying in bed or sitting on the couch and a dog steps on part of your body mercilessly.
I was having a great dream until my dog crunch pawed my nutsack.
by MillerLite6969 March 9, 2019
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mint berry crunch

1. A very fun and joyful but clueless person.

2. The South Park character Mint Berry Crunch
1. Person 1: “Tom is like mint berry crunch.”

Person 2: “how so?”

Person 1: “he’s so cheerful all the time but also clueless.”

2. Person 1: “Mint Berry Crunch is my favourite superhero!”

Person 2: “who’s that?”

Person 1: “the one from South Park.”
by Fluffy shark :)) February 14, 2024
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