by Realest Nigga Ever!! June 18, 2018
Get the ko crashmug. One who engages in text while driving, only to wind up causing or contributing to an automobile accident.
I can’t believe Shawn was texting his jawn piece while driving and wrecked. What a crash text dummy!
by Zombies8MyNeighbors July 4, 2021
Get the Crash Text Dummymug. Smoking opium or heroin in combination with methamphetamine. Results in a very jagged effect, jittery but with a less sharp edge, manically activated and feeling invincible yet with a sense of contented well being. Commonly displaying extreme indecision coupled with impulsive action, until the meth wears off (the crash). A crash test is more uppy than is free falling, and edgier than a speedball, as the meth tends to make it more energizing (and less euphoric) than the cocaine in the other combinations. Crash testing (as well as free falling) can be considered non-injected alternatives to speedballing.
Duke: Let's see, what's in the valise ... looks like a vial of what might be speed, and a baggie of ... some manner of brownish gummy powder.
Dr Gonzo: We can crash test and go to the casino and take them for every dollar we've ever lost to them, the parasites!
Duke: If we live through it, we'll be wealthy indeed! Until the bats catch up to us!
Dr Gonzo: We can crash test and go to the casino and take them for every dollar we've ever lost to them, the parasites!
Duke: If we live through it, we'll be wealthy indeed! Until the bats catch up to us!
by insidiot October 27, 2018
Get the crash testmug. by do you have a feebas? February 12, 2024
Get the Boyish Crashmug. when you want to break the awkward silence by flipping a table and setting shit on fire. also involves the breaking of pots and repeating bellyflops on the table.
by DAMMIOT January 19, 2017
Get the meteor crashmug. by ghostsex June 4, 2018
Get the crashing bridgesmug. by MadebyRDG June 6, 2024
Get the plane crashmug.