An amazing word that will confuse others. Use inplace of other words to imply what you want to say or to make things sound dirty. Let's others fill in what they want to hear.

Also use in place of nouns, pronouns, adverbs, verbs, ect. Basically any word can be replaced with clutch.

Whould you like to go to the clutch tonight?
Anybody see that girl? She was clutching.
Hey clutch!
Dude I just want to go home and clutch.
Son of a clutch!

awesome random annoying fun hilarious

by Clutch master 720 May 12, 2011

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Clutterosphere

An environment (home, work, friends house) that is totally filled full of crap, and highly disorganised. In a Clutterosphere, you can usually put something down somewhere and it disappears. Sometimes, never to be found. A lot like the Bermuda Triangle. Stuff Avalanches occur quite often in the Clutterosphere too and are quite commonplace.

Old, retired people, or tramps in run down areas like slums usually live within a Clutterosphere environment. Student's and young people like kids often live in them too. A Clutterosphere can also be unsanitary and dangerous to your health, especially if said party can't comprehend the concept of tidying up and keeping things clean.

"Damn this spare room and its clutterosphere. I can't find my shit for work, or find shit all in here dammit!"

by Darkthetamene December 31, 2008

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