wank o' clock

The specific time in a day when someone wanks every day

gary- it's 4 o'clock, better go wank
george- what?
gary- it's wank o' clock

by little b November 8, 2012

Speed alarm clock

The speed alarm clock is taking a low dose Amphetamine or Ethylamphetamine an hour before waking up. You take 10mg of Ethylamphetamine powder premixed in water, juice, or soda at 6:30am when you wake up groggy, then go to bed, and wake up at 7:30am in the morning bright and energetic and confident. If you use Methiopropamine or something else that is milder, it would be speed jr alarm clock. If the Ethylamphetamine is Blue, it would be the Blue Speed alarm clock.

Tony: I woke up to the alarm at 6:30am all groggy and drank premixed 10mg Ethylamphetamine dissolved in soda I made from yesterday. Now I woke up all energetic and confident. Thanks speed alarm clock!

by CognitiveFuel September 2, 2023

Bumfuck O' clock

An ungodly hour that one finds themselves awake at, but dont want to be.

Used as a mesurement of time between the hours of 4 - 6 am.

"I had to wake up at Bumfuck O' clock today to get to work"

"Whats this c@#t doing up at Bumfuck O' clock in the morning?"

by FoxyBrown92 November 3, 2017

skin-o-clock

statement said after a person asks for the time from a watchless person

Man1: Do you have the time?
Man 2: (Looks at watchless wrist) Its skin-o-clock.

by sweetnycandy July 21, 2011

Rock Around the Clock

A business that stays open for 24 hours.

I need some smokes. Does 7/11 rock around the clock?

by CaanHammertime May 23, 2015

Swedish Alarm Clock

When a girl wakes up her man by sucking his dick.

"How was your birthday?"
"Awesome! Started by waking up to the Swedish Alarm Clock!"

by downtownphxguy May 13, 2015

Colorado o' clock

9:33

It’s Colorado o' clock ! Time to jerk off!

by Memeicide November 24, 2021