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clean breaker

When you’re taking a shit and are able to break the log off without leaving any shit residue behind on your asshole.
“Damn, I had a clean breaker! I didn’t need to use any toilet paper at all!”

Or

Man, I wasn’t able to shit the whole log out before I broke it off and now I have shit on my asshole. I was hoping for a clean breaker but now I’m gonna have to wipe my asshole a lot!”
clean breaker by Framer June 10, 2018
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Clean Belt 

A person in the army who has never seen combat; tactician; people sending people below them to die for them
"Hey man, want to go to the movies?"
"Sorry, the clean belt said we're moving out to fight some jihadis"
Clean Belt by Goldjaw September 25, 2018

Clean Food 

Food devoid of GMO's, pesticides, herbicides, fungicides, antibiotics, and other drugs; sometimes also devoid of animal products, especially non-organic animal products.
I am on a clean food diet and detoxing.
Clean Food by Garden Goddess November 23, 2018

Clean up in aisle 1

Accident in the pants. To dedicate in ones pants
Need a clean up in aisle 1. Ive shit my pants

Clean as a rat 

A phrase that describes the cleanliness of rats compared with cleanliness of anything else. Most wild rats are cleaner than other wild animals, hence the phrase was made
Whew, I am as clean as a rat!
Clean as a rat by Qorptocx January 5, 2019

Clean room 

A room in which all things are in the location that the room owner wants them
Matthew make sure you have a clean room.
Clean room by Bob Johnson6968653 February 5, 2019

Clean some shop 

When you win an astronomical amount of money through means of gambling. Not to be confused with “clean up shop” which deals on a smaller scale.
“I’m gonna clean some shop at Cheltenham today.”
Clean some shop by Scottthejackal February 27, 2019