Christmas

Merry Christmas!

The best gift … this love with you❤️❤️
You have my heart and me…

FOREVER❤️❤️

Christmas

Everyday is Christmas with you❤️❤️ I am so thankful I am fortunate enough to experience this love with you.. 16

by Just a girl with ❤️ for 1 December 24, 2022

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Black Christmas

When your friends or family give you shitty christmas presents that you will never use or keep.

"Hey!What your girlfriend give you for christmas?"

"Oh, ummmm, she gave me a Sheryl Crow poster. It was a black christmas."

by Ime Daman August 5, 2008

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christmas christian

Someone who professes to be a Christian, but only honors the Christmas holiday- (doesn't go to church, and/or practice it's teachings).

Oh, he's just a Christmas Christian.

by bluetigerman June 30, 2019

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Christmas newb

When someone receives a video game for Christmas, while others have been playing the game for months and PWN the n00bs.

Me: "Dude, look at all these Christmas newbs, they're everywhere. I just went 30-4 on Afghan!"

by BigButtikis December 25, 2009

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christmas clam

when a woman's dress is too short at a Christmas party.

OMG, Judy's dress was so short that when she sat down you could see her Christmas clam.

by snookie1235768942341 December 19, 2010

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someone who opens up all the presents before anyone else is awake and then hides themselves as to not be caught, someone who sticks his penis in all the presents, or someone who cums on all the presents (an amazing feat)

Dude, I think that there was a Christmas Rapist here, because there's a hole about the size of Joe's two-inch-punisher in all of them.

Can anybody explain why there's jizz all over the presents? Oh shit, we had a Christmas Rapist!

by RiMjOb February 9, 2014

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