choking your monkey

Middle school slang for masturbation that is used around teachers so they can't tell what is going on.

Person 1: Yo, Chris, you really need to stop *looks around the room* choking your monkey.
Teacher: Get back to your work or I'll put you in the time out corner!

by Pieman1123 June 12, 2018

chucking a hayden

When you go into an exam without studying at all, and you get full marks with a really good comment, usually to the resentment of your friends.

I've heard Billy is chucking a hayden for the semester physics test.

Geoff just chucked a hayden on his english essay.

by moenmoenmoen June 12, 2018

Choking the Chicken

when the chicken is choked.

Girlfriend: hey babe wanna bang?
Me: Nah im choking the chicken rn tbh.

by GayCodPlayer October 31, 2018

Chucking the meatballs

The code word for masturbating when your parents are around

Ye, chucking the meatballs is hard to do when my mom’s home.

by Batboi 487 January 8, 2019

Chucking twos

To throw two fingers up in a peace sign.

She sent me a picture of her chucking twos.

by FuzzyPanda16 February 25, 2019

Choking Seagull

When you put your dick in a girls mouth, hold it there and grab the bulge, making her caww, resembling a seagull choking on a hot dog.

Face fucked this bird last night, gave her the choking seagull and she cawed loud enough to remind me of my times at the beach.

by Gedgemeister General October 2, 2019

Choking the turkey

What the fuck are you doing here This has no meaning go eat my ass

Bill:What the fuck is choking the turkey
Jim:I don't know but you can eat my ass

by TheUltimateChickenChoker December 23, 2019