California snow

The ash that falls from the sky from all the fires constantly going on in California.
Person 1: Do you see all the ash falling? There must be a big fire!
Person 2: Yeah! You mean California snow?
by maddytheweirdo August 19, 2020
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California Curve

Katie "Viv your polish sausage looks like a California Curve."

Viv "Katie, California Curve is a false memory."
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California Cauliflower

Bushy pubic hair with dried semen on it
I didn't shower after we had sex, so now my pubes look like California cauliflower
by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019
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California Corner

The action of taking a wasted tinkle in a acquaintance’s room. A California Corner is not limited to just a intersection of a wall, it can also include urinating on a: carpet/hardwood floor, a bed frame, and various other house hold items…

California Corners are NOT usually performed out of spite or animosity, typically just out of intoxication and pure delusion.
Ash: Kaleb!! Are you seriously pissing on my bed right now?!
Kaleb: Its a California Corner!
by KevlarKrusher September 16, 2023
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California Therapy

Putting local trouble makers & / or the mentally ill on a one-way bus trip to California (particularly Los Angeles), often with the warning of 'don't come back!' Said 'therapy' recipients often wind up homeless, often upon arrival.
They're here via California Therapy.
by N81Der November 18, 2019
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California Cornhole

An act of messed up stuff involving a speedo, belt, and post of some sort. You wear the speedo and tie the belt to the speedo and post, then commense to hump the speedo. Basically semen will come out because you get an orgasm in the butt.
Dude, I totally california cornholed yesterday, and I seem to be constipated.
by Rapta dude November 21, 2009
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California's Jersey

Arizona. Arizona is California's Jersey!
Sure housing prices are better in Phoenix, but is is California's Jersey!
by Rolo G February 27, 2008
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