chinese cactus hunt

your partner flips a coin,heads you have sex, taighls and she sexes a cactus plant

me - heey baby wanna do a lil chinese cactus hunt
baby- fuck no

by tonyjamspencer December 19, 2019

alabama cactus

When an alabamian want to to get fucked by her brother but has to fuck a cactus instead.

My brothers at work so I have to ride this Alabama cactus.

by TheLeper March 20, 2018

cactus bitchy

The modern definition of annoying

✨cactus bitchy✨

by giveemhellkid April 15, 2021

Douche cactus

A douche bag that causes immense pain.

Don't be such a douche cactus.

by Chute1885 April 10, 2019

Cactus Jack

This can be seen as 3 things:
1. Mick Foley's alter ego, arguably his most violent
2. Travis Scott's Album
3. Some dumbass who didn't watch their step and walked face first into a cactus

"Bro watch where you're going you goddam cactus jack."

"Fuck you."

by RandomRubbishRick November 19, 2022