haul bread

The family-friendly version of haul balls. To travel as fast as possible.

I am going to have to haul bread to get to work on time.

by TheRealLiam821 August 27, 2019

Alan Bread

An anagram used in polite society to describe one's anal beard.

"Mate - a rusty trombin' is one thing, but she was chewing on me alan bread."

by Rooster Vagina August 25, 2008

Bread Eggs

A breakfast food of the Southern Heritage that consists of bread dipped in eggs then fried to a golden brown. Served with syrup.

Hey Connie , time to eat, Mama made Bread Eggs for breakfast.

by Ms Kitty Lorraine December 31, 2019

Bread Porn

an absolute abomination and if you get off to it you deserve to die

normal person 1: "I heard weird person likes bread porn, he even beats of to it"
normal person 2: "lets go beat his ass!"

by FuckBreadPorn April 13, 2021

Bread sweats

From eating too much bread. Much like eating to much meat.

Chad, I think I have the bread sweats from eating all those soft pretzels.

by Saymyusername October 3, 2019

bread circle

Usually when a group of men get in a circle and jack off onto a piece of bread the last one to finish has to eat the bread

Hey Tony you and some friend want to come to my house after school and we can do a bread Circle

by Ginger_star October 14, 2017

Bread water

shitty beer

dude, this natty light is straight bread water

by JizzDaddy August 25, 2021