bros before hoes

To be more specific, "bros before hoes" refers to a man prioritizing the relationship he has with his friends above his relationship with his girlfriend. "Hoes before bros" is the other way around.

Either way, this phrase is degrading toward women, and any guy who doesn't make his girlfriend his number one priority (with exception possibly to academic success) doesn't deserve her.

what a real man would say..

bill: lets go fishing.

joe: i cant i have to take jill to the store today.

bill: dude bros before hoes..

joe: no, there is no "bros before hoes" anymore im in a relationship.

by boxerbaby January 21, 2009

booray

adjective or exclamation used to describe a situation that is worthy of celebration while at the same time being heinous or awful enough to warrant a "boo".

Stephanie: I got fired today. But hey, now I have more time to work on my novel.

Katie: Booray to that!

by katiedid1086 February 3, 2010

beforewards

The past tense of before. Before somthing happens. The opposite of afterwords.

The Bible was used beforewards and afterwords, when teaching the lesson.

by ServCarpenter June 1, 2005

The Before Time

A phrase referring to the age of mankind before the advent of the internet and/or before advanced data mining, search engines and online resources (especially Google, Wikipedia, etc.) made information widely available and convenient; i.e. when people had to do research manually via libraries, card-catalogs, paper books and reference materials such a Encylcopaedia.

Also jokingly referred to as "the before time, the long long ago" referencing the cultural memes of Star Wars and the 64th episode of South Park.

Well son, in "the before time", finding out answers to questions was a lot more difficult, it could take hours or even days to research topics and had to be done by physically going to a local library!

by triple butt October 23, 2010

Milk before cereal

The way lunatics from New Jersey think is the proper cereal etiquette

"Did you hear that lunatic Cal-dog does milk before cereal?"

by Wolfpack614 October 29, 2022

bros before hoes

what your friend says when you both like the same girl, but he says you should both back off to save your friendship--then he sleeps with her.

He said "Bros before hoes," but he meant him before me.

by Bro Believer February 12, 2012

Bonore

A huge boner from a huge penis.

Wow, that horse has a bonore.

by galutira January 15, 2006