Max Blake

A really tiny fucking douchebag of a guy who won't shut the fuck up sometimes. Like these people are genuinely so mind-numbingly atrocious in their habits that it cannot be understated how unpleasant it is to be in this man's vicinity. Often plays mobile games in social environments to compensate for his lack of looks and social skills, as well as donning the haircut of a greasy beach bum, as well as his goblin-like appearance making for an absurdly grotesque sight. If you ever happen to come across a man named Max Blake, there is, under no circumstance, a reason to greet this person.

he is also really cool and i love him hes also my boyfriend.

Man 1: Hey man, what do you want to do today?
Man 2: Shit, be quiet, he's here.
Max Blake: Hey guys what're we doing.
Man 1 & 2: Shut the fuck up *Leaves*
bradyn: *enters* want to fuck?
Blake: Bet!

by JewLova1952 June 1, 2022

Nothing Blake hasn't seen in a Dennys

a saying popular in North-Western America, used similarly to "Nothing I haven't seen before".

"Hey, that movie is so inappropriate!"

"Nothing Blake hasn't seen in a Dennys"

by your mum 420 October 13, 2022

samantha and blake

A Samantha and Blake are the best match in the whole world. They will fight but that brings them closer then ever and have a lot in common with each other (like a favorite super hero).They will stay up till 12:00 just to watch the sun set and the stars come out(Sams idea).Theres no one stronger then these two. Im writing this cause this is me I LOVE U BABY!!!

girl 1:wow sam and Blake are awesome together
girl 2: I know I want that with my boyfriend
Samantha and Blake are cute together

by Blakey-is-mine June 5, 2018

The Famous Scott Blakely

He was a man well known across Georgia and Alabama for many trades and talents but what people know him best for is his ability for compulsive lying.

Dude your full of shit, Id believe The Famous Scott Blakely before id believe you.

The Famous Scott Blakely results are in and....you are not the father

by Spotty Crimpin September 22, 2021

Dirty Mallory and Blake

When u play with a girl and she plays with u

I’m get a dirty Mallory and Blake

by Ghendbdvd October 10, 2021

Let's Blake

The mispronunciation of the combination "let's blaze" or in other words let's go
a very popular saying in Latvia, Eastern Europe

Ed: Are you ready to go to the task after all this drinking of yours?
Egor *drunk*: Let's go.
Ed: Let's Blaze
Egor: Let's go, Let's Blake

by tilpums.cx June 21, 2022

Pulling a Blake

Slang phrase for pretending to do or talk about something that you have no clue what you are doing or saying.

The boy was pulling a Blake by "helping" to back a camper into a muddy drive way.

by Sparky-Julie February 15, 2023