Frost my beard

When a man with a full beard eats a women out and her discharge covers his beard creating a frosted look.

I’d let her frost my beard.

by JPPdaddy January 7, 2022

Darker than three feet up a black bear's ass

A pretty damn dark place.

When I stumbled outta my Silverado when I got home, the light wasn't on so it was darker than three feet up a black bear's ass.

by bigballer6969 March 18, 2009

Epic Beard Man

67 Year old Vietnam Vet. Who beat up some black person on a bus. He also was tasered at a ballpark for being super badass. EBM is the new world order. He is also AMBER LAMPS. He is our king.

>>Hey did you hear about what happened to that black guy in that bus the other day?
> Yeah. Epic Beard Man owned that d00d.

by GOEBM. February 17, 2010

bear fucker

A russian whore, or just a russian person, came from the idea that Catherine the Great (czarina of Russia) dabbled in beastiality.

Usually used among people who have ancestors from countries that were once ruled by the Russians, like Poland (almost all polish grandmothers/fathers will tell their grandchildren and children to "never trust a russian").

Jane: What's that girls name?
Anne: Tatiana.
Jane: Is she Russian?
Anne: Of course.
Jane: What a dirty bear fucker.

by debauchery123 November 15, 2009

beard

a man or woman used as a cover for a gay partner

poor Jenny, she has no idea that she's been Allen's beard for the past 5 years

by Meadow Soprano September 23, 2005

Gare Bear

A term of endearment for a really nice guy named Gary. A Gare Bear is always pleasant to be around and enjoys light hearted conversation.

I ran into Gary from across the hall on break. He asked about my recent trip home. He's such a Gare Bear!

by tapedeck500 December 31, 2011

ZZ Top beard

a very long beard that grows for years without ever being cut. Guitarist Billy Gibbons and Dusty Hill of the band ZZ Top both sport this type of beard, way down past their bellies. They've been growing them out since 1974 if not before. In the 80s they were offered millions of dollars by a razor company if they'd shave the beards off. They declined. Their famous facial hair made the band notorious when they made those videos for the album "Eliminator". Ironically ZZ Top drummer Frank Beard has no beard, he's usually clean-shaven.

That Vietnam vet who ferries a go-cart service at the Veterans Administration clinic parking lot has a ZZ Top beard.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice October 20, 2008