benjamin

an annoying nerd who thinks hes always right and will threaten you if you disagree

kid: hey benjamin

benjamin: *whack*
kid: hey what was that for
benjamin: you dont like mozart

by Mutant Giant Spider Dog September 3, 2025

Benjamin

A weapon of mass destruction.

“Oh My Gerd, look at those Benjamin’s”

by Meow102188 October 6, 2023

Benjamin

Benjamin is the best thing I could ever ask for. He such a cutie pootie. He care about everything I have to say . He such a perfect person .

“who Benjamin ?”
“The love of my life”

by Poopydanna November 20, 2023

The Benjamin Franklin

When you put $100 bills in a girl’s underwear and you hit it from the back while your homie hits the front. She is on all fours like a kite.

Did you hear Rich and Jake did the Benjamin Franklin with Misty last night? They kept the hundos tho

by Poptropica35 August 11, 2018

Benjamin Verfurth

(adj) - a person who is unappealing and offensive to look at (cheeks).

"Mannnn, Benjamin Verfurth is some cheeks." - n.a

by n.nalv October 4, 2018

Benjamin

Benjamin is usually a small, annoying boy who usually runs about and acts daft because he thinks he’s funny. He typically hangs around the same people because he’s too much of a hermit crab in a shell to actually talk to people. He likes those people though, he loves them a lot. He’s actually very nice, and also gives out good hugs, so he’s been told.

Who’s that?
Ah, that’s Benjamin.
What’s he doing?
Whatever he likes with no hesitation.

by bonk_is_a_funny_word October 9, 2022

Benjamin

Benjamin is only a name for kids that are Cool, Strong, Handsome, Dangerous and rich.

Cute girl: Oh my god that is a handsome and strong boy, he must be a Benjamin

Toughest kid in the world: Yeah I know, I don’t want to mess with him because he is tougher than me.

by BenjaminIsANiceName October 14, 2019