Beef Fist

The subtle art of farting in your cupped hand and throwing it in someone's face.

"Dude, my nan totally pissed me off with her moaning last night so I gave her an epic beef fist"

by LukeyB316 December 21, 2008

beef lips

LIps that looked like cooked beef. Think of a rare steak once it's cut open and there's a pink middle surrounded by the darker, cooked outside.

The 90's made this look very popular.

"Yikes, Pam is still sporting beef lips"

by petit os July 21, 2019

beef injection

Injection of your beef...(penis)

I'd say your mom is in need of a good beef injection

by Pimp Dadday July 1, 2003

shredding the beef

Using one's fingernails while wacking off. Causes the man-pole to bleed. Audie's brother invented it. Feels good.

Yesterday i had a boner all day so i went home and decided shredding the beef would be nice

I've been shredding the beef so much my penis is half the size it used to be.

by Appleman May 19, 2006

Roast Beefing

when a woman stamps her labia majora on a person's forehead to claim dominance over them; the female version of tea bagging.

She like roast beefing her men to claim dominance on them.

by Babysealkllr March 17, 2011

Anal Beef

When you shit your brains out, and your brain seeps onto the floor resulting in extreme pain.

Dude, I just anal beefed your mom last night!

by The Anal Doctor August 6, 2011

beef nugget

a piece of poop, usually large in size and freshly dropped, that has a distinct beefy odor

Damn, dude. I walked in your bathroom and it smelled like someone went to the butchers, cooked off some beef nuggets and dropped them in your toilet.

by Jackson Pooplick February 1, 2010