First of May

First day of outdoor sexual intercourse season.

"First of May, First of May!
Outdoor fuckin' starts today!
So bring your favorite lady, or at least your favorite lay..."
-Jonathan Coulton

by Gryphon09 May 13, 2007

May 13

Play soccer day

May 13 is play soccer day

by emercado10 October 29, 2019

The May Pooperson

When you have raunchy anal sex with monkeys and then have the 4 egg special in a rundown Dennys in South Central LA. You then go on to buy 19 cherry (NOT Apple) pies and rape them with a thorny dildo. Afterwards you stay up for over 3 weeks watching Avatar the Last Airbender whilst eating sumptuous ammounts of frozen peas.

"Dude I totally pulled the May Pooperson"

"...what the fuck is wrong with you"

by 5ma8mt November 1, 2011

may 3

national make out day! make out with ur bf/gf

lets makeout bc its may 3rd

by echo-snowwy May 1, 2022

Lili-Mai

All Lili-Mai’s are very attractive and sporty. They will make you fall in love at first sight.

Bill “ I met this girl called called Lili-Mai”
Clive “ So what?”
Bill “ She was so fit and attractive, I’m in love with her”
Clive “ She must really be a keeper then”

by CheeseDeath May 9, 2018

May 14th

May 14th is the first day Jenni is free from quarantine after being stuck in her mother fucking house for 14 months!!!

Jenni!! It’s May 14th!!! You’re fully vaccinated!!! You’re free!!!

by Oopsguessimmabitch April 30, 2021

May 18

The most amazing and gorgeous people are born on this day. They are forgiving and loving but may have a hard time expressing them emotions, make sure you check up on them often

Boy: she was so nice!
Boy2:yeah because she was born on may 18th.

by Y0ur m0m;)) April 18, 2022